"Dear Sister Gould: You are hereby called to serve as a missionary of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. You are assigned to labor in the Nebraska Omaha Mission. You should report to the Mexico Missionary Training Center on Wednesday, March 4, 2015. You will prepare to preach the gospel in the Spanish language."
I'm actually serving a mission.
I'll meet the lovely people of Nebraska and Iowa.
I'll be fluent in Spanish.
I'll live in Mexico for 6 weeks.
I'm going to be a sister missionary.
More in-depth thoughts on this later. xoox.